irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

joggingdead:

when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence